*IGBO (A+ and 80% extra marks) ———— *IBO (F9 and no resit.)
Just take the F9, go to the corner, kneel down, fly your hands, stick out your tongue and frigging bang your head on the wall 9 times and if you are an Igbo person or half Igbo, bang that head on the wall 19 times. Then after 1 hour 99 minutes, get up and go to your room; stay there till further notice.)
Aight folks, let’s drink to the weekend, plans, aspirations, heart desires and hopes for the future. Rum, brandy, vodka, champagne, beer, palmwine, juice, water, gin, tequila, whiskey, bourbon, martini, scotch, tonic? Anyone? CHEERS!
*drinks up and licks glamourous, sexy lips. Moonwalks outta social networks.